Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Strasburg Poops On Pirates! 14 Times

Last night, Steven Strasburg took a big steaming dookie all over the Pittsburgh Pirates. He pooped on their heads, on their shoulders, on their Head 'n Shoulders, on their feet, in their socks, on their bats (definitely on their bats), on their faces and, in the seventh inning, he pooped on their poop. Unprecedented poopage.

Next up: Cleveland Indians, begging the question, can Strasburg take a Cleveland Steamer on the entire city? I say hells yeah.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Update! Strasburg Has Diarrhea!

Plop-plop-plop squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

He Poops, You Decide!

The rumor du jour is that Strasburg has purchased a TV so he can watch cable while he poops. We should all be so lucky to squeeze one out while watching Law & Order reruns.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Your Daily Nugget

This morning Strasburg had the most awesome doo doo nuggets. Brown, round, and in charge!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Strasburg Poops!

Too... much... coffee... must... find... toilet... soon!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Steven Strasburg Poops: 10/19/09

I have it on good authority that Steven Strasburg pooped twice this morning after a particularly strong cup of coffee!